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cullgav
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:12 pm    Post subject: having a bad day! Reply with quote

A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in
the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors.
His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut
and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door.
She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly
large hill,she went down the several flights of stairs to meet the
paramedics and escort them to her husband.
While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to
right the motorcycle and push it outside.
She also quickly blotted up the spilled gasoline with some paper
towels and tossed them into the toilet.
After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the
shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle.
He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while
attending to his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt between his
legs.
The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her
husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched.
As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance
they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They started laughing so hard, one slipped, tipping the stretcher and dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:46 pm    Post subject: bad day Reply with quote

I've had bad days, but nothing like that! Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

torquec1 wrote:


done the being dragged down the road by the bike bit [notthrough patio doors though Rolling eyes ]



please explain

I need a laugh, the best ones are at other peoples expense

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

thanks for that

i would have paid good money to have watched that

fantastic story, it needs to be published somewhere

Winker Winker

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