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yorkie · Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:03 pm Post subject: Don't get too clever

A husband and wife are shopping at their local super market.

The husband picks up a case of Stella and puts it in their trolley.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only £10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further along the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and puts it in the trolley.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Stella and it's half the price.'

Then On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, husband down.'

joker

OneShadeOfGreen · Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:59 pm Post subject:

But, Yorkie, the title should be '........too clever' Winker

Grunty-Motor · Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:43 pm Post subject:

aint that what it is dontknow